We all know that it can be dangerous to meet people you find on the internet. So it was yesterday, when I met a list member who shall go nameless, on my way home from work. He gave me a sample from a pilot batch of a new sauce he's making, asking for my evaluation. So now I'm sitting in my cubicle snacking on crackers with cold pork chop and cheese slices, repeatedly dabbing this red hab sauce to evaluate it. Gasp. Hiss. (Very similar to my own red hab sauces, but there's something at the start that mellows the burn and gives some smooth mouth feel; after a half-minute it's all red hab. Quite nice...) I feel like a moth battering against a light bulb. That is to say, I think I know why they do it. Sure, they're built to navigate by sighting the moon along the leading edge of a wing, and because of parallax, a closer source of light will make them spiral in. But come on, after the first smack they must know that's not the moon. No, there's something else at play here, making them keep coming back. And so it is with me, and the hab: "That's hot!" - "Really" - "For sure!" - "Whatever" - "Wow!" "That's hot!" - "Really" - "For sure!" - "Whatever" - "Wow!" "That's hot!" - "Really" - "For sure!" - "Whatever" - "Wow!" "That's hot!" - "Really" - "For sure!" - "Whatever" - "Wow!" "That's hot!" - "Really" - "For sure!" - "Whatever" - "Wow!" "That's hot!" - "Really" - "For sure!" - "Whatever" - "Wow!" "That's hot!" - "Really" - "For sure!" - "Whatever" - "Wow!" "That's hot!" - "Really" - "For sure!" - "Whatever" - "Wow!" "That's hot!" - "Really" - "For sure!" - "Whatever" - "Wow!" "That's hot!" - "Really" - "For sure!" - "Whatever" - "Wow!" - A Fighting Clown _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 helps eliminate e-mail viruses. Get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus