Re: [CH] Word of the day
Richard Williams (phandaal@attbi.com)
Thu, 6 Feb 2003 00:19:39 -0800
On Wednesday 05 February 2003 16:19, VoodooChile wrote:
>
> Try barking when on an elevator or just looking at someone while
> patting your head and rubbing your belly. Often they give you all the
> space you need. If you're really effective, you may even get some
> change or few bucks...
>
> Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
This is <extremely> effective. Some years back I was an avid steelhead and
salmon fisherman. Trouble was, a lot of other people were too, thus there was
a LOT of competition for the best spots to fish. One day I went to my
favorite spot, only to find a lot of people pounding the water. I decided to
wait for the crowd to clear out, meanwhile I indulged myself with a mix of
mind-altering substances...some hours later, befuddled and impatient, I
decided to force the issue. I made my preparations and stepped to the river
bank...dressed only in a hat and hip boots. That crowd scattered faster than
roaches when the light comes on, one gentleman was so startled that he fell
in the river. Oddly enough, he didn't want my help in getting out...people
are so strange.
Ended up going home with a 15 pound summer run steelhead, a hangover, and an
unusual sunburn...
Richard