[CH] Chile-Whizz

Jose Cisneros (jcisn@novagate.com)
Wed, 12 Mar 2003 20:37:15 -0500

Hmmm.
Let's see if I've got this right.
If one grinds habs (no tilde) in a blender one can be said
to be a whizzer. 
If one partakes of said ground habs (no tilde) they might go
proudly marching off into the sunset waving the banner emblazoned 
with the word whizzee, much like a cuckold frenchman of old would 
wear a yellow tie, but that's another story.
Is this word gender specific?
If one is female is one a whizzet? If that were a given can one be 
a whizzetee? 
What if you're really really good at whizzing habs (no tilde)
Are you then called a whizzard?
My coworkers sometimes tell me on Monday mornings that my eyes
look like two whizz holes in the snow.
And I ask them, what do my eyes have to do with peppers?
I'm confused.

Hose-A