John Benz Fentner, Jr. wrote: > VoodooChile wrote: > >> The "Moderate position": >> >> She: prone, one knee bent, toe in your mouth, the other leg curved to >> where toe is, well... >> He: on knees sucking toes which have chiles (jalapenos or serranos) >> betwixt. > > > > > Note that this is the "Moderate Position" only because it omits the > traditional trapeze and livestock. It is suitable for interior portions > of the nation populated by Republicans and other boring people who eat > Pace products. > > > > JB > Certain portions of Indiana excepted, of course. DO YOU REALLY THINK JIM WOULD EAT PACE?