Re: [CH] danged cats OT

Dave Drum (xrated@ameritech.net)
Mon, 03 Mar 2003 17:35:38 -0600

At 05:57 PM 3/3/2003 -0500, Helen L. Gillis wrote:

> > Try reading this recipe to your cats as a bed time story....
> >
> > MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06
> >
> >        Title: Cat Chilli Verde
> >   Categories: Chilli, Moggy, Chilies
> >        Yield: 4 Servings
>
>Dave - I have 3 cats ages 16, 10 & 4.  Which do you suggest I use???  Or do
>you think I should just get a couple of kittens???  Should I adjust the
>cooking time based on age???
>Helen

If you're cooking old, tough cat, yeah. Cook longer. Or mince the meat 
instead of cutting cubes. But I'm not advocating inviting your cats to be 
guests of honour at a chilli cook-off .....

I just said to read them the recipe.

If you're going to actually make it - I'd suggest alley cat. Or substitute 
domestic rabbit - other than the shoulder blades there isn't a lot of 
difference in them once dressed for the pot.

We had a scandal back in the 1950s here when a ring of neighborhood 
groceries were busted for selling "long tailed rabbit". As a result, all 
domestic rabbit sold in Illinois grocery stores/butcher shops has to be 
sold with the hind feet intact so the customer is sure he's getting rabbit.

I'm pretty sure I've had cat for supper, though. My dad often brought home 
rabbit for my mom to cook for supper. He bought it from the grocer named in 
the indictments as the ringleader in the deception.

That being said - I have a tortise shell rodent control officer which I 
would be loath to put in the chilli pot. And I would not dream of depriving 
anyone of a loved pet.

But, I reserve my right to keep my skewed outlook on the world, life and 
the ultimate absurdity of political correctness.   <GGG>

Besides, in a hundred years none of this will matter to any of us anyway.

ENJOY!!!

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