[CH] "Cultured" Palates!

Sandy Olson (sandyo@wctatel.net)
Mon, 23 Jun 2003 08:21:00 -0500

No, Scotty....I would never flame a person whose reality has obviously been
altered by contact with intense pepper heat.  But, I will point out that we
moderates are as cultured as they come!  For example, we know what to wear
to hotlucks and can dress nicely since we rarely wet our pants.  We can also
wear shorts since we don't routinely fall to our knees and risk skinning
same.  We don't have to worry about ruining our expensive hair styles...we
don't sweat much while eating.  Contact lens are safe in our eyes...we don't
experience much burning.

We are truly a cultured lot....and we love all our CH buddies, even the
misguided ones who think moderate is bland!

SandyO
CH #1146 and Grand Poobah of the Moderate Corps