No, Scotty....I would never flame a person whose reality has obviously been altered by contact with intense pepper heat. But, I will point out that we moderates are as cultured as they come! For example, we know what to wear to hotlucks and can dress nicely since we rarely wet our pants. We can also wear shorts since we don't routinely fall to our knees and risk skinning same. We don't have to worry about ruining our expensive hair styles...we don't sweat much while eating. Contact lens are safe in our eyes...we don't experience much burning. We are truly a cultured lot....and we love all our CH buddies, even the misguided ones who think moderate is bland! SandyO CH #1146 and Grand Poobah of the Moderate Corps