[CH] YKYACHI

=Mark (mstevens@exit109.com)
Sat, 17 Jul 1999 17:30:34 -0400

A few additions to the You Know You're A Chile Head If listing:

345. You have posted a request for 4 metric tons of capsaicin solution.

346. You have engaged in knock-down drag-out flame wars over the
ingredients in your bug spray.

347. You engage in serious studied debate as to the best type of pee to use
to repel critters from your chile patch.

348. You have the equivalent of a masters degree in the knowledge of the
conditions underwhich botulin will grow.

349. You've sought grief counselling over the news of the problems with the
1999 Hatch chile crop.

350. You can recite the timeline of the ownership of Chile Pepper Magazine
from memory.

Check out the full listing at:

http://www.exit109.com/~mstevens/ykyaci.html


                    =Mark "Runs With Scissors" Stevens

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