RE: [CH] Groundhawgs is ARROGANT peoples...

Parkhurst, Scott Contractor (PARKHURS@LEAV-EMH1.ARMY.MIL)
Wed, 11 Aug 1999 07:35:25 -0500

	>It's a *HOLE*;  A Great Big Hole right where the serranos are
laying.
	>The g*wd d*mn Groundhawg has burrowed right into the garden, right
in the
	>pepper patch, right next to the tomatoes.
	>
	>This creature is either very lazy, or exter-eemlee arrogant.

	So lazy he wont't grow his own tomatoes, so motivated he
	dug his own CHunnel (chile tunnel).  Those must be some
	mighty fine tomatoes you grow for the scoundrel to go to
	such lengths.  He needs to learn to respect your authority.

	>So I talked to the neighbors who let me plow up their back yard for
	>my garden but who frown on my propensity to rely on firearms as a
matter
	>of first resort.  We reached an understanding.  
	>
	>I won't shoot when they are home.

	Happy hunting.

	Scott... KCK