[CH] Groundhawgs (clarification)

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	>I think that you should try serious negotiations.  There can 
	>be peace in the pepper patch.  You must respect the rights 
	>of all creatures, other than aphids and grasshoppers to reap 
	>the many benefits of the capsicum rush. Have you ever tried 
	>thinking of things from the groundhog's point of view?  I know, 
	>you can claim that there are no groundhogs in Ashdod, but 
	>we all share the same planet and must seek accommodations 
	>not recriminations. I do not propose however the use of NATO 
	>peace keeping forces, but rather a kinder and gentler world.  
	>You probably do not know what to do with all your peppers 
	>anyway.  If the groundhogs get too militant you may, as a last 
	>resort make a Habenero omelet.  This will serve two functions:
	>1. lunch 2. teargas as groundhog crowd control.
	>
	>Warmest Regards,
	>Akiva

	Just a few points to avoid further confusion:

	1.  The original post was from danceswithcarp.
	2.  Groundhogs don't negotiate.
	3.  I do, indeed, know what to do with all my peppers.

	The habanero omelet should be a "first resort", as sustenance
	during the hunt.  Digest vol. 06 num. 011 for my prefered tactics.

	Scott... KCK

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