[CH] Re: Were-Hawg

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danceswithcarp wrote:
> 
> We can't get our hands on a trap and I tried dropping $2  smoke grenades in
> the hole in the tomato patch:  I was standing there on the edge of that hole
> with a Remington Viper .22 in my hands with three full 10 round clips in my
> pocket plus the one in the rifle ready to go full rock'n'roll on the
> creechur when he came scampering out but instead, nothing. 


I think yer goin' at this all wrong. That's clearly a
were-hawg and the only thing that'll stop 'im is a silver
bullet. 'Course...you'll haveta stalk 'im by the light of a
full moon. And hope there's only one. (Ever seen "Night of
the Lepus"?)

JB
Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by
night, 
may become a hawg when the hawgbane blooms, and the August
Moon is bright.
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John Benz Fentner, Jr.
Unionville, Connecticut, USA
http://www.geocities.com/~jbenz/
"Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis"
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