Re: [CH] Stupid People
Myron Menaker (myronm@bellsouth.net)
Sat, 18 Sep 1999 18:01:22 -0400
> YNYACHI:
>
> You bring Yogurt and/or banannas to a hot-luck or hot sauce tasting.
>
Hey, where's your sign? "Know" begins with a "K!"
Myron
Charles Demas wrote:
>
> A friend sent me this, and I thought of an added one, related to
> chiles, it's at the end.
>
> |Stupid people
> |
> | They should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid".
> | That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You
> | wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...
> | oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."
> |
> | It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California,
> | our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in
> | our driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You
> | moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a
> | week. Just to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
> |
> | A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine,
> | we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer
> | of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them
> | fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
> |
> | I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he
> | was playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went
> | up to him and I said "Hey, (smacked the boy), we don't hit." He
> | looked up at me like, "Here's your sign, dad."
> |
> | I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery
> | Channel, there was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's
> | only one way to test that.. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark
> | suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of
> | sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well all
> | right....hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it"
> |
> | Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I
> | pulled my truck into one of these side-of-the-road gas stations, the
> | attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he
> | said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. No I was
> | driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me.
> | Here's your sign."
> |
> | We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy came
> | over to the house, drove the car around for about 45 minutes.
> | We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches
> | down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Darn that's hot!"
> | See..... If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
>
> What about those we tell, "Be careful, That sauce is very hot," and
> they say, "Nah, I can eat anything," and then turn a remarkable shade
> of red? We really need to be able to say, "Here's your sign." :-)
>
> After judging Hot Sauces at the Pig 'n Pepper, we tried the Hottest
> sauces (a different group), and I tried some of "Da Bomb" (or some
> extract based sause). Well, initially, a tiny amount didn't seem
> too hot, so I tried more, and some more. Then the heat started to
> build ... and I'm told *I* turned a pretty bright red. Yougurt
> didn't help much, or so it seemed. Next year, I'll bring banannas, and
> I'll get to leave my sign at home. :-)
>
> YNYACHI:
>
> You bring Yogurt and/or banannas to a hot-luck or hot sauce tasting.
>
> Chuck Demas
> Needham, Mass.
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