[CH] Chile Heads Blues Lyrics

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Hello again, it's just The Pepper Man adding another bit of levity (I hope)
to the list. It's sorely needed about now.
Here are the words to my latest CH themed songs. Just put it to the tune of
pretty much any blues tune you've ever heard, being sure to add some "Oh,
Baby"'s and DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH's in the right places. Play it by ear
and here we go...

The Low-Down, Knuckle-Draggin', Neurotic, ChileHead Blues.
By Jeff

I got up this mornin'
And downloaded "THE LIST",
And then I saw a subject,
That I just couldn't resist...

I knew in an instant,
When I saw who it was from,
That I was one of "The Twelve",
And I knew how come...

The message it told me,
That I was a S*** and a F***,
It said I was neurotic,
And I thought, "What luck!"

I've got the Low Down, Knuckle-Draggin',
Neurotic, ChileHead Blues!!!

I can hold my head high now,
Wear my titles with pride,
Just like eating a chile,
I felt a warm glow inside.

My friends all adore me,
They say I'm such fun,
When I suggest we play "Twister",
They all come on the run.

I've got the Low Down, Knuckle-Draggin',
Neurotic, ChileHead Blues!!!

Keep the Mouthfires Burnin'

Jeff "The Pepper Man" Schickowski
Pepperman@sizzling.com

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