Doug Goldenberg wrote: > > SPOUSE-BE-GONE CHILI BEANS > > 3 Cans Beans > 8 Cloves Garlic, Raw, Coarsely Chopped > Chile Powder or Sauce, To Taste. > > Combine beans and chile in sauce pan, bring to boil. Remove from heat, add > garlic. Serve piping hot - and eat the whole thing! Flavored gases will > emanate 3 hours after retiring in the evening. > Good GODS, Doug! You've prolly been w/o a woman FOREVER!!! Poor sot! You think sumpin' like this would work on gophers? Like if you farted over their hole??? I'd think ittiz a possibility! <g> My wish for you is that you have/find a woman - prolly many here that wouldn't complain... <g> - that can deal with this recipe and you... I can't WAIT to try it on the SO!!! LOL!!! I see a play on "Dueling Banjos" in my future!!! green P.S. He says, "Yep!"