Mark, et al- Along those lines, it should certainly be illegal to eat chiles while driving. Tears, sweat, shortness of breath, endorphin rush, thoughts of unbridaled (yes, I did intend to spell it that way) nekkid twister........think I'll go inhale some powder. Calvin =Mark wrote: > At 10:45 PM 11/11/99 -0600, tucker wrote: > >. Been > >hearing about some areas that pass laws to make it illegal to drive while > talking on your > >cell phone. I think this might be a really good idea, but admittedly, I've > never heard any > >statistics correlating phone use and accidents. > > > > > > Don't drive an Urban Assault Vehicle or own a cell phone (am peversely > proud of the amount of time that I'm not able to be contacted...), but > wonder when this passing new laws for driving safety will outlaw looking > for tapes or changing the radio station, adjusting the heat or scolding the > children while driving. Likewise billboards and signs should be outlawed, > and in various scenic areas barriers should be erected to prevent us from > being distracted by the view. Of course scantilly clad attractive people > would be banned from sidewalks... :-) > > =Mark "Runs With Scissors" Stevens > > @ http://www.exit109.com/~mstevens @ > @ ICQ# 2059548 @ > > Where ya' from? > Jersey. > Yeah? What exit?