[CH] Holiday greetings.....I think!
Goslowsky, George (gjgoslow@ingr.com)
Fri, 17 Dec 1999 09:40:06 -0600
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than
any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration
to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual application of good tidings for a period of one
year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
George J. Goslowsky
Senior Software Analyst
Intergraph, Corp.
Run to light from shadow, Sun gives me no rest
Promise offered in the east, broken in the west