>Margaret Lauterbach <gardeners@globalgarden.com> wrote: > > >> Margaret, still smarting over one facetious, and one outlandish answer to >> my query about what selectively defoliates wormwood then puts on its hiking >> boots and hikes 40 feet to defoliate a volunteer sagebrush (A. tridentata). > >Since you've already gotten one facetious answer... > >My first thought was your problem was with the hitherto unsung Stone >Age Masochist Bug -- so named for it's habits and date of evolution. >The SAM Bug was first discovered on the campuses of some better known >universities in the early 1960's -- the true Stone Age of American >culture. <snip> ROTFLMAO Jane