[gardeners] OT humor
Margaret Lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Wed, 03 Jun 1998 13:12:50 -0600
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>>The Aging Process . . .
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>> A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by
>> his doctor instead of by the police.
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>> Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that
>> will get you home earlier.
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>> You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only
>> thing you care to exercise.
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>> Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid
>> you.
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>> Time wounds all heels.
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>> You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it
>> started.
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>> You're getting old when your wife gives up romance for Lent, and you don't
>> know till the 4th of July.
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>> You're getting old when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you
>> don't have to go along.
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>> The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
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>> Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is
>> that you are not a hypochondriac.
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>> It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
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>> Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.
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