[gardeners] OT: a bit of Friday humor
Liz Albrook (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Fri, 26 Jun 1998 16:30:56 +0000
> Date: Fri, 12 Jun 1998 09:05:12
> Subject: HUMOR: So true
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
>
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
> spend.
>
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
> To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a
> little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try
> to understand her at all.
>
> Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot
> more willing to die.
>
> Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two
> people remembering the same thing.
>
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
> deteriorate during the night.
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
> man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
> that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
> There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
> marriage & after marriage.