[gardeners] DeDe tells Preacher how the cow ate the cabbage

Cousin DeDe/dede (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Wed, 8 Jul 1998 02:01:12 +0000

Dear Preacher,

I'm tucking  in  a copy of a letter I just now sent off to Uncle Harry 
(calls himself Lord Harold Hampton-Court now that he done moved to England 
and married himself that little foreign  gal and bought himself a title so 
she'd sit beside him at the wrestling matches). I don't want no argument 
from you about what I done told Harry to do. You just keep still and 
pass him the collection plate. Times is hard in Texas, and we 
need to spread The Word.

Pray for us Preacher, 'cause you know we need it an you done been to 
Seminary,
Cousin DeDe/dede