[gardeners] OT - Still funny

Margaret Lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Sat, 10 Oct 1998 06:56:40 -0600

>It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh
>hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards
>her, screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a a naked
>man outside my window!!!" The receptionist immediately rushed up to the
>old lady's room. "Where is he?" asked the receptionist. "He's over
>there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building
>opposite the hotel. The receptionist looked over and could see a man
>with no shirt on, moving around his apartment. "It's probably a man
>who's getting ready to go to bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do
>you know he's naked, you can only see him from the waist up?" "The
>dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the dresser!''