[gardeners] Re: lessons learned/We all need humor
SECK138@aol.com (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Tue, 20 Oct 1998 17:38:12 EDT
> TRUTHS LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED ABOUT LIFE:
> > >
> > >1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
> > >2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
> > >3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch
> > >the second person.
> > >4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
> > >5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
> > >6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
> > >7. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
> > >8. Dogs still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
> > >9. Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
> > >10. School lunches stick to the wall.
> > >11.You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
> > >12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
> > >13. The best place to be when you're sad is in Grandma's lap.
> > >14. Moms get mad when you cut your own bangs.
> > >15. Moms get even madder when you let your friend cut your bangs.
> > >16. Never put chewed gum in your pocket without a wrapper
> > >17. Putting crayons in the microwave or the clothes dryer is a
> > >no-no.
> > >18. Never, EVER get caught playing with the toys in mom's and dad's
> > >nightstand.
> > >19. It's not a good idea to shine the bathroom floor with Vaseline.
> > >20. You can never put toothpaste back in the tube.
> > >
> > >
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