[gardeners] For the Smart women on the list
margaret lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Tue, 07 Dec 1999 08:54:00 -0700
>That does include all of us:
>
>
>To smart women everywhere....enjoy...
>
> 1. I'm not offended by all the dumb
> blonde jokes because I
> know I'm not dumb .... and I also
> know that I'm not blonde.
> -Dolly Parton-
>
> 2. You see a lot of smart guys with
> dumb women, but you hardly ever see
> a smart woman with a dumb guy.
> -Erica Jong-
>
> 3. I want to have children, but my
> friends scare me. One of
> my friends told me she was in labor
> for 36 hours. I don't even
> want to do anything that feels good
> for 36 hours.
> -Rita Rudner-
>
> 4. My husband and I are either going
> to buy a dog or have a child. We can't
> decide to ruin our carpet
> or ruin our lives.
> -Rita Rudner-
>
> 5. I've been on so many blind dates,
> I should get a free dog.
> -Wendy Liebman-
>
> 6. Never lend your car to anyone to
> whom you have given birth.
> -Erma Bombeck-
>
> 7. If high heels were so wonderful,
> men would still be wearing them.
> -Sue Grafton-
>
> 8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
> makes one you can ride on.
> -Roseanne Barr-
>
> 9. I think-therefore I'm single.
> -Lizz Winstead-
>
> 10. When women are depressed they
> either eat or go shopping.
> Men invade another country.
> -Elayne Boosler-
>
> 11. Behind every successful man is a
> surprised woman.
> -Maryon Pearson-
>
> 12. I base most of my fashion taste
> on what doesn't itch.
> -Gilda Radner-
>
> 13. In politics, if you want anything
> said, ask a man; if you want anything
> done, ask a woman.
> -Margaret Thatcher-
>
> 14. I have yet to hear a man ask for
> advice on how to
> combine marriage and a career.
> -Gloria Steinem-
>
> 15. Some of us are becoming the men
> we wanted to marry.
> -Gloria Steinem-
>
> 16. I never married because there was
> no need. I have three pets at home
> which answer the same purpose as a husband.
> I have a dog that growls every morning,
> a parrot that swears all afternoon,
> and a cat that comes home late at night
> -Marie Corelli-
>
> 17. Nagging is the repetition of
> unpalatable truths.
> -Baroness Edith-Summerskill
>
> 18. If men can run the world, why
> can't they stop wearing neckties?
> How intelligent is it to start
> the day by tying a little
> noose around your neck?
> -Linda Ellerbee-
>
> 19. I am a marvelous housekeeper.
> Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
> -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
>
> 20. Nobody can make you feel inferior
> without your permission.
> -Eleanor Roosevelt-
>
> Send this to five bright women you know and make their day!!
>
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