[gardeners] For the Smart women on the list

margaret lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Tue, 07 Dec 1999 08:54:00 -0700

>That does include all of us:
>
>
>To smart women everywhere....enjoy...
>
>          1. I'm not offended by all the dumb
>          blonde jokes because I
>          know I'm not dumb .... and I also
>          know that I'm not blonde.
>              -Dolly Parton-
>
>         2. You see a lot of smart guys with
>          dumb women, but you hardly ever see
>          a smart woman with a dumb guy.
>              -Erica Jong-
>
>          3. I want to have children, but my
>          friends scare me. One of
>          my friends told me she was in labor
>          for 36 hours. I don't even
>          want to do anything that feels good
>          for 36 hours.
>              -Rita Rudner-
>
>          4. My husband and I are either going
>          to buy a dog or have a child. We can't
>          decide to ruin our carpet
>          or ruin our lives.
>          -Rita Rudner-
>
>          5. I've been on so many blind dates,
>          I should get a free dog.
>             -Wendy Liebman-
>
>          6. Never lend your car to anyone to
>          whom you have given birth.
>            -Erma Bombeck-
>
>          7. If high heels were so wonderful,
>          men would still be wearing them.
>             -Sue Grafton-
>
>          8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
>          makes one you can ride on.
>             -Roseanne Barr-
>
>           9. I think-therefore I'm single.
>             -Lizz Winstead-
>
>          10. When women are depressed they
>          either eat or go shopping.
>          Men invade another country.
>             -Elayne Boosler-
>
>          11. Behind every successful man is a
>          surprised woman.
>            -Maryon Pearson-
>
>          12. I base most of my fashion taste
>          on what doesn't itch.
>            -Gilda Radner-
>
>          13. In politics, if you want anything
>          said, ask a man; if you want anything
>          done, ask a woman.
>             -Margaret Thatcher-
>
>          14. I have yet to hear a man ask for
>          advice on how to
>          combine marriage and a career.
>             -Gloria Steinem-
>
>          15. Some of us are becoming the men
>           we wanted to marry.
>             -Gloria  Steinem-
>
>         16. I never married because there was
>          no need. I have three pets at home
>          which answer the same purpose as a husband.
>          I have a dog that growls every morning,
>          a parrot that swears all afternoon,
>          and a cat that comes home late at night
>             -Marie Corelli-
>
>          17. Nagging is the repetition of
>          unpalatable truths.
>            -Baroness Edith-Summerskill
>
>         18. If men can run the world, why
>          can't they stop wearing neckties?
>         How intelligent is it to start
>         the day by tying a little
>          noose around your neck?
>            -Linda Ellerbee-
>
>          19. I am a marvelous housekeeper.
>          Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
>            -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
>
>          20. Nobody can make you feel inferior
>          without your permission.
>            -Eleanor Roosevelt-
>
>             Send this to five bright women you know and make their day!!
>
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