[gardeners] Fw: A Meaningful Interview

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Subject: A Meaningful Interview


> A joke from About.com ...
>
> A Meaningful Interview
>
> A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
> The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to
> get
> one of those day-vorces."
>
> The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
>
> The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
>
> The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
>
> The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
>
> The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a
grudge?"
>
> The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John  Deere."
>
> The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
>
> The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on  Sundays."
>
> The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up  or
anything?"
>
> The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
>
> Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU
WANT  A DIVORCE?"
>
> And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation
with  her!"

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