. > Two tourists driving through Louisiana were approaching > the town of Natchitoches when they began arguing about > the pronunciation of that town. Their argument continued as > they stopped for lunch. > > Standing at the counter, one tourist decided to resolve the > issue by asking the employee. "Before we order, could you > please settle an argument for us? Would you please > pronounce the name of where we are? Slowly, please?" > > The employee leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrr, > grrrrrrrr, Kiiiinng." . . .--Penny, NY ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj.