. Jimmie and I harvested all the green tomatoes today, and he dug up the pineapple. Because of all the rain and the total summer cloud cover, my little pineapple did not grow very much at all, not like last year's. But it is perfectly shaped and adorable, and very fragrant. Jim brought it over to the tomato patch and put it down, and I let out a mighty scream -- some animal or other had eaten the rear half of the fruit right to the middle! The front was picture perfect. I am devastated . . . I carried that little baby inside cradled in my arm, took out the carving knife, sliced away all the rear tooth marks well into the healthy flesh, removed the outside husk, and ate the whole thing down. Kept thinking about rabies, but after due consideration decided that I had lived a full life, and the devil take the hindmost. . . . I'm still here. On Saturday I checked out the pineapple I had given to Jim's cousins in New Jersey, and it has doubled in size, plus it is growing THREE baby plants out of the fruit stalk! It is a sight to behold. She is going to try to root them indoors over the winter, for fun. I think you all know that the pineapple top I rooted last fall from my own delicious fruit raised in the garden is now 5 ft wide and 3 ft high, and can no longer fit on top of the fridge. I finally found a home for it at the Women's Prison in Bedford, NY where they have both a heated greenhouse and a hort instruction program, led by one of my Master Gardeners. Some of the inmates there raise puppies for the Seeing Eye Dog Program, and others raise geraniums -- and any other seeds which are donated -- to use on the grounds of the prison. They will swap their produce with the public, but are not allowed to receive money in return. They must be paid in fertilizer, or mulch, or chemicals, or tools, or some kind of hort product. Interesting, isn't it? Of the two artichokes I had planted, the first produced only two chokes, and they were not even one whit better than what one buys in the market. I guess I had expected some kind of taste enhancement.... With the second plant, some marauding varmint ate the heart out of it in early July, and it took over 6 weeks to grow two chokes from a new growth center. Both of them were bizarre specimens: altho the choke profile appeared normal, there were only one quarter as many leaves on each one, all in-curved. No heart at all, only double choke. And so tough that they required 50% longer cooking! I think I'll go back to cauliflower -- at least that we've done well. Penny, NY zone 6 ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj.