[gardeners] Forgetful?

byron bromley (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Wed, 17 Jan 2001 08:32:25 -0500

My Forgetter
>  -------------------------------------------------
>  My forgetter's getting better
>  But my rememberer is broke
>  to you that may seem funny
>  but, to me, that is no joke
>  For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
>  If I really should be "there"
>  And, when I try to think it through,
>  I haven't got a prayer!
>  Oftentimes I walk into a room,
>  Say "what am I here for?"
>  I wrack my brain, but all in vain
>  A zero, is my score.
>  At times I put something away
>  Where it is safe, but, Gee!
>  The person it is safest from
>  Is, generally, me!
>  When shopping I may see someone,
>  Say "Hi" and have a chat,
>  Then, when the person walks away
>  I ask myself, "who's that?"
>  Yes, my forgetter's getting better
>  While my rememberer is broke,
>  And it's driving me plumb crazy
>  And that isn't any joke.