My Forgetter > ------------------------------------------------- > My forgetter's getting better > But my rememberer is broke > to you that may seem funny > but, to me, that is no joke > For when I'm "here" I'm wondering > If I really should be "there" > And, when I try to think it through, > I haven't got a prayer! > Oftentimes I walk into a room, > Say "what am I here for?" > I wrack my brain, but all in vain > A zero, is my score. > At times I put something away > Where it is safe, but, Gee! > The person it is safest from > Is, generally, me! > When shopping I may see someone, > Say "Hi" and have a chat, > Then, when the person walks away > I ask myself, "who's that?" > Yes, my forgetter's getting better > While my rememberer is broke, > And it's driving me plumb crazy > And that isn't any joke. >