[gardeners] OT - Fwd: About Dogs
Margaret Lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Wed, 29 May 2002 09:02:08 -0600
>If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"
> > > > --Unknown
> > > >
> > > > "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about
> > > > puppies."
> > > > --Gene Hill
> > > >
> > > > "In dog years, I'm dead."
> > > > --Unknown
> > > >
> > > > "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to
> > > > turn around three times before lying down."
> > > > --Robert Benchley
> > > >
> > > > "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards
> > > > who haven't got the guts to be owned by a cat."
> > > > --Rubin
> > > >
> > > > "No animal should ever jump up on the dining room
> > > > furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold
> > > > his own in the conversation."
> > > > --Fran Lebowitz
> > > >
> > > > "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean,
> > > > here we come back from a grocery store with the
> > > > most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a cow. They
> > > > must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
> > > > --Anne Tyler
> > > >
> > > > "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of > > a weird
> >religious cult."
> > > > --Rita Rudner
> > > >
> > > > "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
> > > > is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog
> > > > money."
> > > > --Joe Weinstein
> > > >
> > > > Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
> > > >evidence that you are wonderful."
> > > > --Ann Landers
> > > >
> > > > "Women and cats will do as they please, and men
> > > > and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
> > > > --Robert A. Heinlein
> > > >
> > > > "In order to keep a true perspective of one's
> > > > importance, everyone should have a dog that will
> > > > worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
> > > > --Dereke Bruce
> > > >
> > > > "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog
> > > > has a problem."
> > > > --Edward Abbey
> > > >
> > > > "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't
> > > > buy the wag of his tail."
> > > > --Unknown
> > > >
> > > > "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
> > > > than he loves himself."
> > > > --Josh Billings
> > > >
> > > > "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
> > > > --Holbrook Jackson
> > > >
> > > > "The average dog is a nicer person than the
> > > > average person."
> > > > --Andrew A. Rooney
> > > >
> > > > "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your
> > > > dog. You are his life, his love, his leader.
> > > > He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat
> > > > of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of
> > > > such devotion."
> > > > --Unknown
> > > >
> > > > "If you pick up a starving dog and make him
> > > > prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal
> > > > difference between a dog and a man."
> > > > --Mark Twain
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