Quiet weekend, time for a laugh. Margaret L >A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender >delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?" The >bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging." > >"Hanging? Who are they hanging?" > >"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied. > >"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked. > >"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper >shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes." > >"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?" > >The bartender answered "Rustling." > > > > > > > >