Linda, it's fun sharing those laughs, isn't it? The other story I know so well concerns my father-in-law, when my husband was being born. It was a mighty long time ago, and they didn't have a modern approach to things as yet. Apparently the baby weighed in over 9 lbs., and was a breach case. After an eternity of waiting (and not being allowed inside), the doctor finally came out to greet Dad, and said, "You have a fine son!" Dad shouted back, "And what of my wife?" and hauled off and socked him in the jaw, knocking him down. I've never heard if they settled out of court ..... Penny, NY . ________________________________________________________________ Sign Up for Juno Platinum Internet Access Today Only $9.95 per month! Visit www.juno.com