George, talking about an ancient artifact, son-in-law Gino decided to move one of the fig trees across the yard to a spot near the house, and right in the middle of the tulip bed which we all had carefully created three years ago. At that time, we had borrowed a huge rototiller, and if you remember the story, daughter D.J. had been given a truckload of not-yet-ripe spent tulips which had been removed from a beautiful commercial garden. We had 4 of us working, plus Jimmie being of some help, and Penny supervising (hee hee...). We must have made about 8 furrows, and stuck in some 96 old tulips and covered them over. Last spring they were surprisingly fruitful, and my expectations of crop failure never materialized! This spring, no surprise, there were less of them ... OK, so Gino chooses his spot, and starts digging with a long handled shovel, dig, dig. He hits a tree root from the big bad maple which he had just had taken down, so he switched to a pick-axe, dig, dig. Hmmnn -- mighty stubborn root, this one! And he bends down to investigate -- of course, t'weren't no root at all, but the line for the cable into the house. Chopped to smithereens. That meant no TV, no computers, and NO connection with Gino's hospital from where he gets the emergency calls as a radiologist! He put in a call to the cable company, and Sunday afternoon notwithstanding, in 2 hours a repair truck pulled up, manned by Brunhilde, the designated repair person ... She did a magnificent job with the splicing, and he was back in business once again. But somebody tell me the odds of our having missed that cable when we tilled that tulip bed....??? Penny, NY . ________________________________________________________________ The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today!