I had heard that the United Methodist Church was now a liberal outfit, but do you really think they're ready for Rael playing Mazola Twister? Attention All ChiliHead List Babes (and Rael if you have a wig!): Now is your chance for fame and glory! This notice comes from an Atlanta area events schedule: POSSUM QUEEN FESTIVAL Don't play dead, come out for the 'Possum Queen Festival, June 7, 1-3pm, at St. Paul United Methodist Church/Golden Age Center, 501 Grant St. The festival offers music, food, crafts, kitschy T-shirts and the coronation of the 'Possum Queen. For additional information call 404-688-7501. And for the more fun-loving types: It's not mentioned in the summary but I'm sure Mazola Twister will be one of the activities! Food is happening so now is your chance to prepare your favorite Chili Pepper "P" dish! Lorraine, crank up the ChiliMobile! Be there or be square! Your Pal, rr Whining is anger through a small opening. -- Stuart Smalley