[CH] Humor
A.Paysinger (asenji@earthlink.net)
Thu, 10 Dec 1998 21:53:50 -0800
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that
if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the
whole world.
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one
dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in
the world and which ever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate
the world.
The losing side would have to lay down its arm.
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches
in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppies from each litter,
removed the siblings which gave each puppy all the mild.
They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the
biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen.
Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could
get near it.
When the day came for the big dog fight, the Americans showed up with a
strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way
that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and
slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled
and leaped out of its cage and charged the American dachshund. However,
when it got close enough to bite the Dachshunds neck, the Dachshund
opened its mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite.
There was nothing at all left of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best
people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
bitches in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves.
That's nothing, an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons
working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.
--
Andie Paysinger & the PENDRAGON Basenjis,Teafer,Cheesy,Singer & Player
asenji@earthlink.net So. Calif. USA "In the face of adversity, be
patient, in the face of a basenji, be prudent, be canny, be on your
guard!"
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