[CH] yuk4

Byron.Bromley (Byron.Bromley@Gsd-Co.Com)
Wed, 10 Mar 1999 09:38:22 -0500

A farmer thinks his rooster is getting old, so he gets a young rooster,
brings it home and puts it in the pen.

The old rooster say's to the young rooster,
"Instead of fighting, lets just have a race, The winner takes over the
breeding"
Young rooster  "OK"
Old rooster "Since I am a lot older than you, how about a little head start
?"
Young rooster says "OK"

Just as the race starts, the old rooster starts making a lot of noise.
The farmer see's and hears this, grabs a gun and shoots the young
rooster and say's "Damn that the 4th queer rooster I have bought in a
month"