A farmer thinks his rooster is getting old, so he gets a young rooster, brings it home and puts it in the pen. The old rooster say's to the young rooster, "Instead of fighting, lets just have a race, The winner takes over the breeding" Young rooster "OK" Old rooster "Since I am a lot older than you, how about a little head start ?" Young rooster says "OK" Just as the race starts, the old rooster starts making a lot of noise. The farmer see's and hears this, grabs a gun and shoots the young rooster and say's "Damn that the 4th queer rooster I have bought in a month"