Re: [CH] FW: The Scientific Method

John Benz Fentner, Jr. (jbenz@courant.infi.net)
Wed, 09 Sep 1998 05:33:31 -0400

Marc Norman wrote:
> 

>        The subject Twinkies were removed from their box and examined. The
> question was how to
>        ensure that the altered Twinkies would be indistinguishable from the
> unaltered ones. So a
>        sharp knife was used to make a small incision in the bottom of the
> plastic wrap, inside of the
>        wrapping flap. A brave member of the insertion team volunteered to
> suck Tabasco sauce into a
>        coffee stirrer. The stirrer was then inserted through the incision,
> deep into one of the filling
>        holes in the bottom of the Twinkie. A quick burst of air ensured
> that the entire contents of the
>        stirrer were deposited at the heart of the Twinkie. This process was
> repeated several times to
>        ensure that sufficient foreign material was inserted to acheive the
> desired effect. The subverted
>        cakes were then returned to their positions in the box.
> 


YKYACHI...you know how to sabotage (or would that be Habotage?) a
Twinkie. :)


JB
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