Re: [CH] Drying Peppers
green56 (green56@PioneerPlanet.infi.net)
Mon, 13 Mar 2000 20:31:34 -0600
Knuck-Dragger Donaghey wrote:
> Yes, folks- you got me pegged.
> Trying to get through this...I'm finding out aroma is a very interesting (for those of us over
> 40; use Laugh-In pronunciation)
"velllly in-ta-lest-ting"
> factor in properly dragging the hair and hide off of one's knuckles.
Ah, Spring! When a 'Heads' fancy turns to just more than germination, sprouts, temps, and
planting seeds...
"green Goes On A Blind Date (But Her Olfactory Sense Izz Still In Working Order..)"
Scene: Theater, Watching Movie... Guy's not a 2-Bagger, and evening progressing...
He: Has his arm around green's shoulder and thinks he has her knocker (Sorry! I *mean*
"knuckle"!), in his left hand, but ittiz really her elbow...
green: Smiles to herself in the dark, and turns to kiss His earlobe...
[Camera cuts to green's face]
8(~
green: "Oh! ISH!!! [loud wretching, heaving noises picked up in boom...] Gods! WHAT have you
got on! HOW GROSS!!! Ittiz Poup de'bell, izzn't it?????!!!!!! GAG ME!"
[cut to lobby]
green: Trying to compose herself ... turns as she catches an xhilarating scent in the recycled
air of the theater...
[camera pans left - spots PeeWee Herman; cut to green - moving in... Music from "Jaws"]
green: (slithering up to PeeWee in her best Mae West mode...) "Oh! A MAN! Promise me
anything, but give me 'Homme de'Hickory Smoked Chilpolte'"!!!
[camera fades into red hot chile colours as PeeWee and green saunter off into the burning
sunrise...]
PeeWee: Turns to the left, looks into the camera, winks and gives a thumbs up.
[Bolero music...]
green: Turns to the right, gives a Snidley Whiplash grin, and winks...
[camera fades to black]