Re: [CH] Re: chiles at the University of Sydney

Andrew Hood (hoodtoo@iprimus.com.au)
Mon, 28 Aug 2000 11:44:40 +0930

> >methinks that our friends
> >from the southern hemi do indeed spin the spinner in a counterclockwise
> >direction, but mainly because of the fact that prevailing winds tend to
> >form mini-whirlwinds at ungiven notice which spin in a counterclockwise
> >direction, and consequently, one does, or can, indeed benifit from these
> >wind phenomena...
>
> Well, that answers my climate question.  So if an aussie chile-head spins
a
> Twister dial, it creates weather patterns that become Taiwanese typhoons
...
> I understand now.

Limited research has indicated that all twister spinners are actually
quantum physics devices.  It is the use of a quantum weather twister spinner
that causes all of the strange meteorological pattern shifts around the
world.  We here in the antipodes have to be very careful to spin our
spinners in the correct rotation or there could be devastation worldwide.
Who knows what Rael's exuberance in twister participation could wreak if his
twister spinner is not aligned with the correct meteorological paramaters,
or the converse, if he doesn't twist it enough due to lack of chile-maidens
to support him in his application of correct weather principles (and salsa).

To get back OT the weather is almost starting to turn here and the Roccotto
plants are still alive in the garden, and starting to put out new growth
(whoopee).  Have to start planning what else to plant for the coming summer.

Andrew