Okay, this is pretty much a "y'all should come and visit this some time" kind of report Now, you'd think that one hot food event (in this case the Texas Fiery Foods show) would be more than enough for most folks in the course of a year. Or at least six months. Or at least one month. But oh no, that's not enough for the folks here in Austin, Texas. Only one week after they had to go and have the Chronicle's Salsa Competition -- an all day affair of hot sauces, food, beer, music, and broiling sunshine. For the price of a couple of cans of food (donated to a local food bank), we got to spend the day at a local park being roasted inside and out. They claim the competition attracts 10,000 visitors and maybe 2000 entries (I'm not so sure, but it certainly had more than enough entries). Categories are best red, green and specialty; amateur and restaurant; and there's a people's choice competition for best commercially bottled in each too. There's tents set up where you can sample all the entries, but the lines are just too damn long and there's too many other's to try to stand around. Next week they'll probably announce the winners, so I'll post that. The best amateur got a case of his recipe professionally bottled. (I was a wimp and didn't enter. Maybe next time.) You would have thought that every hot sauce in Central Texeas would have been at the Fiery Foods show the week before, but there were even more I hadn't seen here, along with some old favorites. Some of our favorite moments included: Smoky Hill's Smoked Jalapeno (not chipotle) Salsa and their New Mex Green Salsa. Bartering a cheesecake for a couple of growlers of beer from one of the local breweries (deal yet to be consummated) Dale Watson on the stage (good ol' truck-driving songs) Tears of Joy Tequila-Lime Salsa Pickled green pequins imported from Mexico Shade and misters! (When it's a 100 and some, a fine spray of water makes all the difference) Tacodeli's avocado-cumin-green chile sauce (now I got to learn the secret of that one) And just too much of everything. Maybe next year we can get a chilehead crew together? David Cook PS. Tonight is Turkey, green chile, & hominy stew. Gotta go eat now.