Doug Irvine wrote: > > Well, up here in Canada, we have a product called Beano (no affilliation) > which if taken with the first mouthful of beans, or pea soup, or > whatever might create Noisy Nether Utterances(or even silent ones!)will > calm down the culprit and all will be well! Seems to work, and it should > be available in the States as well, dunno about the rest of the world. > Try it if you can find it, and enjoy the foods in question, without fear > of gastric rumblings! Cheers, Doug in BC We have Beano down here in the States too. The commercial I've seen on TV is humorous. It shows a bunch of monks eating tons of veggies and worrying about their vows of silence when the Beano bottle appears and is passed around. -- ´´ Mark McHugh