Re: [CH] wimpy habanero

VoodooChile (raelsixfour@home.com)
Fri, 27 Jul 2001 18:38:58 -0600

>
>Researcher Kevin Crosby, who inherited the habanero project when Villalon
>retired, says his plants are only a few generations from perfection, which
>means the milder pepper could be available to consumers in two years.
>That's good news to marketers, bad news to "chile-heads" who fear the fire
>is being bred out of peppers.

<Ahem...>

"O El Grande, may You protect us all from these Buttheaded 
Blasphemers, these Corruptors of Chiles, these Psychopathic Psylla. 
The do what they do for money, they intend on selling the Soul of the 
Habanero for mere profit, polluting strains of the Great Ones Seed 
simply to please those who consider tomato sauce, green bell pepper 
and onion "salsa".  We ask you strike him and those like him down 
quickly, O Heavenly Chile Host, singe their arses and send them on 
their way to the heatless halls of frigid hell where Buffet and/or 
Randy Newman play 24/7, Bloody Marias taste like water, and the only 
action at the bar is named Bobbit.

Save us, El Grande.  Give 'em all a capsaicin enema (woo woo!!) and 
make them *feel* the light, baby".

In El Grande's Name-
Chile


Peace, Hendrix, and Save the Habaneros.......

Monk Rael