[CH] (Off-Topic) You Might Be a "Blueneck!"

Myron Menaker (myronm@bellsouth.net)
Wed, 12 Jun 2002 18:44:02 -0400 

FYI, Chile-Heads, Blue Necks are NORTHERNERS!


Myron

I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. 
Now here's how us Southern folks look at our Northern cousins:
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YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUENECK IF:

1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."
2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!
3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly.
4. For breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.
5. You don't know what Moon Pie is.
6. You've never had an RC Cola.
7. You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled.
8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
9.  You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are
on road trips.
10. You have no idea what a polecat is.
11. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
12. You don't have bangs.
13. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
14. More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the
same prep school in Connecticut.
15.  You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get
his own TV fishing show.
16. Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them
"you guys," even if both of them are women.
17. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.
18.  You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife
show.
19.  You think more money should go to important scientific research at
your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
20.  You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the
house.
21.  The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from
getting onto an on ramp to the highway.
22.  You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
23.  The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at
Neiman-Marcus.
24.  You call binoculars "opera glasses."
25.  You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side
of the road and stopping.
26.  You would never wear pink or an appliqued sweatshirt.
27.  You don't know what applique is.
28.  You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e.  Joe Bob,
Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Billie Ruth, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary
Alice)
29.  You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make
one.
30.  You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
31.  You can do your laundry without quarters.
32.  None of your fur coats are homemade.


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