Re: [CH] (Off-Topic) You Might Be a "Blueneck!"

Mary Going (mary@firegirl.com)
Thu, 13 Jun 2002 12:43:33 -0400

Doesn't it feel to you like half of these are still being written by people 
making fun of Southerners? Like, "you can do your laundry without 
quarters." I think we can do better than that. How about:

You think fatback is a bad name for a fad diet.
You don't know any of your neighbors' names, except the ones whom you've 
sued, or who have sued you.
And, you have your lawyer's telephone number on speed dial
You talk so fast you'd could make a living as the person who reads the fine 
print on a car dealership's radio advertisements
Your idea of "spicy" is adding black pepper to your fiddleheads
Your State's bird is your middle finger

......

- mary
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