Doesn't it feel to you like half of these are still being written by people making fun of Southerners? Like, "you can do your laundry without quarters." I think we can do better than that. How about: You think fatback is a bad name for a fad diet. You don't know any of your neighbors' names, except the ones whom you've sued, or who have sued you. And, you have your lawyer's telephone number on speed dial You talk so fast you'd could make a living as the person who reads the fine print on a car dealership's radio advertisements Your idea of "spicy" is adding black pepper to your fiddleheads Your State's bird is your middle finger ...... - mary ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ www.firegirl.com (Even the Devil shops here...) Over 800 hot sauces and other spicy products! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~