As she had a hand in the death of El Grande, she must pay retribution, by having a hand in the birth of new chiles. Send her on her way to D & M Farms, where she may serve time in the seat of a pepper transplanter in the hot Northeastern Ohio sun. Mike D & M Farms ---- Jim DeLillo <jimdel@bellatlantic.net> wrote: > > Jim, > > How about having her cook you a proper hot & spicy meal? > > << Jim DeLillo >> > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-chile-heads@globalgarden.com > [mailto:owner-chile-heads@globalgarden.com]On Behalf Of Jim Nelson > Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 9:16 AM > To: Chile Heads Post > Subject: [CH] The proper punishment > > > I de-lurk again for sage wisdom and advice on the appropriate penance > for the following infraction. > College age daughter breezes through the kitchen door last night at 9:15 > and like all good teens makes a bee line for the refrigerator door. She > flings it open with such gusto and and lack of care that she dislodges > a bottle of Brianna's Chipotle Cheddar sauce/dressing which then > explodes on the kitchen floor sending glass and chipotle/chedder sauce > all over the place.. After the predictable scramble to get the dog away > from the sauce and glass, in mitigation for the offense, she did clean > up the mess. That said there remains the matter of the chipotles who > died in vain and the sauce that will never (sniff, sniff) reach its full > potential, murdered as it was in the prime of life. > > I told her ( with a diabolical smile) that I would place her fate in the > hands of the Chileheads to decide the just penance for such a heinous > crime :} and thus I turn to you, dear friends. > > Jim (the chilehead lawyer to distinguish from other more venerable Jim's > among us) > > >