Would the list just relax a bit? I found Jim's (the lawyer) post to the list a humorous, light-hearted jest. "...Oh! a bottle of hot sauce was destroyed, how many years at hard labor should be served by the culprit???" Some of the responses took my breath away. It's a joke... get it? (apparently not everyone did) Those of you who responded negatively or "parentally" probably own t-shirts that say: "Does 'anal-retentive' have a hyphen?????" and don't recognize the irony. Get a grip... and then relax.