Re: [CH] Food Channel Show

Gary Bellinger (yesgaz@itcanada.com)
Wed, 7 Aug 2002 11:15:44 -0400

> > > Now that old Doug is RETIRED, he wears sandals all day long. Well,
> > mocassins, at any rate! Even 7:00 AM is sorta questionable!  Well, not
> > > really...sometimes we are up at  6:00 AM West Coast time. But, as I
said
> > earlier, our stupid cable companies have decreed in their wisdom?? that
we
> > > watch what they think we should watch, on the CANADIAN Food Channel!
> > Martha fluffin Stewart????? Oh My! Doug in BC
> >
> > Oh just send Martha to jail and let her accessorize her cell. Put that
on
> > the Food Channel! Gary in Ontario
>
> Well, see, your gummint in Canadia has this Canadian Content thing
> cross-wise of their sphincter ani. And we get Martha infliced on us by the
> Food Network, Gardening Channel, PBS, ABC, and Better Homes and Gardens,
>
> Youse guys just get her on your Food Channel.
>
> ENJOY!!!
> --------
> UNCLE DIRTY DAVE'S KITCHEN --
> Home of Yaaaaa Hooooo Aaahhh!!! HOT SAUCE and Hardin Cider
>
Au contraire mon ami, we also get dear Marfa on Home & Garden TV plus most
Canadians are close enough to the US border to get tv signals beamed from
our friendly neighbour to the south so we have to suffer Marfa being on ome
of your aforementioned US channels. Woe is us!