Re: [CH] Food Channel Show
VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Wed, 7 Aug 2002 10:30:39 -0600
> > > > Now that old Doug is RETIRED, he wears sandals all day long. Well,
>> > mocassins, at any rate! Even 7:00 AM is sorta questionable! Well, not
>> > > really...sometimes we are up at 6:00 AM West Coast time. But, as I
>said
>> > earlier, our stupid cable companies have decreed in their wisdom?? that
>we
>> > > watch what they think we should watch, on the CANADIAN Food Channel!
>> > Martha fluffin Stewart????? Oh My! Doug in BC
>> >
>> > Oh just send Martha to jail and let her accessorize her cell. Put that
>on
>> > the Food Channel! Gary in Ontario
>>
>> Well, see, your gummint in Canadia has this Canadian Content thing
>> cross-wise of their sphincter ani. And we get Martha infliced on us by the
>> Food Network, Gardening Channel, PBS, ABC, and Better Homes and Gardens,
>>
>> Youse guys just get her on your Food Channel.
>>
>> ENJOY!!!
>> --------
>> UNCLE DIRTY DAVE'S KITCHEN --
>> Home of Yaaaaa Hooooo Aaahhh!!! HOT SAUCE and Hardin Cider
>>
>Au contraire mon ami, we also get dear Marfa on Home & Garden TV plus most
>Canadians are close enough to the US border to get tv signals beamed from
>our friendly neighbour to the south so we have to suffer Marfa being on ome
>of your aforementioned US channels. Woe is us!
Martha is a babe. I want her to have my Luv Chile. I want to eat
salsa from her navel and suck chocolate sauce from her toes. I want
to bathe with her in a bath of mango-hab puree, have her lick it from
my flesh (after she's waxed my entire body, minus the face/head, o'
course), nibble on my nipples and make me scream like a little boy.
Woof.
(wait, was that Martha or that Lynette Jennings chick? hmm...<g>)
--
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael"...never met a woman I didn't find delicious..."64