> > > > Now that old Doug is RETIRED, he wears sandals all day long. Well, >> > mocassins, at any rate! Even 7:00 AM is sorta questionable! Well, not >> > > really...sometimes we are up at 6:00 AM West Coast time. But, as I >said >> > earlier, our stupid cable companies have decreed in their wisdom?? that >we >> > > watch what they think we should watch, on the CANADIAN Food Channel! >> > Martha fluffin Stewart????? Oh My! Doug in BC >> > >> > Oh just send Martha to jail and let her accessorize her cell. Put that >on >> > the Food Channel! Gary in Ontario >> >> Well, see, your gummint in Canadia has this Canadian Content thing >> cross-wise of their sphincter ani. And we get Martha infliced on us by the >> Food Network, Gardening Channel, PBS, ABC, and Better Homes and Gardens, >> >> Youse guys just get her on your Food Channel. >> >> ENJOY!!! >> -------- >> UNCLE DIRTY DAVE'S KITCHEN -- >> Home of Yaaaaa Hooooo Aaahhh!!! HOT SAUCE and Hardin Cider >> >Au contraire mon ami, we also get dear Marfa on Home & Garden TV plus most >Canadians are close enough to the US border to get tv signals beamed from >our friendly neighbour to the south so we have to suffer Marfa being on ome >of your aforementioned US channels. Woe is us! Martha is a babe. I want her to have my Luv Chile. I want to eat salsa from her navel and suck chocolate sauce from her toes. I want to bathe with her in a bath of mango-hab puree, have her lick it from my flesh (after she's waxed my entire body, minus the face/head, o' course), nibble on my nipples and make me scream like a little boy. Woof. (wait, was that Martha or that Lynette Jennings chick? hmm...<g>) -- Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles....... Rael"...never met a woman I didn't find delicious..."64