Re: [CH] Food Channel Show

VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Wed, 7 Aug 2002 10:30:39 -0600

>  > > > Now that old Doug is RETIRED, he wears sandals all day long. Well,
>>  > mocassins, at any rate! Even 7:00 AM is sorta questionable!  Well, not
>>  > > really...sometimes we are up at  6:00 AM West Coast time. But, as I
>said
>>  > earlier, our stupid cable companies have decreed in their wisdom?? that
>we
>>  > > watch what they think we should watch, on the CANADIAN Food Channel!
>>  > Martha fluffin Stewart????? Oh My! Doug in BC
>>  >
>>  > Oh just send Martha to jail and let her accessorize her cell. Put that
>on
>>  > the Food Channel! Gary in Ontario
>>
>>  Well, see, your gummint in Canadia has this Canadian Content thing
>>  cross-wise of their sphincter ani. And we get Martha infliced on us by the
>>  Food Network, Gardening Channel, PBS, ABC, and Better Homes and Gardens,
>>
>>  Youse guys just get her on your Food Channel.
>>
>>  ENJOY!!!
>>  --------
>>  UNCLE DIRTY DAVE'S KITCHEN --
>>  Home of Yaaaaa Hooooo Aaahhh!!! HOT SAUCE and Hardin Cider
>>
>Au contraire mon ami, we also get dear Marfa on Home & Garden TV plus most
>Canadians are close enough to the US border to get tv signals beamed from
>our friendly neighbour to the south so we have to suffer Marfa being on ome
>of your aforementioned US channels. Woe is us!

Martha is a babe. I want her to have my Luv Chile.  I want to eat 
salsa from her navel and suck chocolate sauce from her toes.  I want 
to bathe with her in a bath of mango-hab puree, have her lick it from 
my flesh (after she's waxed my entire body, minus the face/head, o' 
course), nibble on my nipples and make me scream like a little boy.

Woof.

(wait, was that Martha or that Lynette Jennings chick? hmm...<g>)

-- 
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael"...never met a woman I didn't find delicious..."64