It's called a wipe you snit! I'm called on the carpet by a newbie parent, wait untill the wipe breaks or the poop is from his/her belly button to bung hole, then correct me! ((((;>)))))))) Save the pressure washer for diarrhea. ----- Original Message ----- From: "tucker" <tucker@ticon.net> To: "The NorthEast ChileMan" <thenortheastchileman@attbi.com> Cc: <chile-heads@globalgarden.com> Sent: Monday, 09 December, 2002 7:12 PM Subject: [CH] Re: Nov Update > The NorthEast ChileMan wrote: > > > > Sounds logical, but she claims one is enough... oh wait, she also said > > one was> too many for the past 8 years... well damn... > > > > A few years from now, as your hands scrape the last of the poop from your > > first born derriere, & your thinking "Phewwww, done with that!" > > NOT! > > Paul > > Hands?!?!?!? Eeeeewwwww..... Surely in this modern age of ours they've > developed some type of tissue or wipe suitable for such purposes. ;-))) If > I had to use my hands, I'd just have to tell her to forget the whole idea. > What about a pressure washer???