[CH] Re: "Cultured" Palates!
Scott J. Walter (sjwalter@epicmedia.com)
Mon, 23 Jun 2003 10:28:57 -0500
Thank you kindly, Sandy ...
... hmmm ... I'm getting a marketing idea ... 'chili shorts' (special
reinforced, below-the-knee dungaree-style shorts with built in 'spill
protection').
Hmmm ... the possibilities are starting to unfold.
At 08:21 AM 6/23/2003 -0500, Sandy Olson wrote:
>No, Scotty....I would never flame a person whose reality has obviously been
>altered by contact with intense pepper heat. But, I will point out that we
>moderates are as cultured as they come! For example, we know what to wear
>to hotlucks and can dress nicely since we rarely wet our pants. We can also
>wear shorts since we don't routinely fall to our knees and risk skinning
>same. We don't have to worry about ruining our expensive hair styles...we
>don't sweat much while eating. Contact lens are safe in our eyes...we don't
>experience much burning.
>
>We are truly a cultured lot....and we love all our CH buddies, even the
>misguided ones who think moderate is bland!
>
>SandyO
>CH #1146 and Grand Poobah of the Moderate Corps