danceswithcarp wrote: > > On Tue, 8 Jun 1999, Deb deForest wrote: > > >I have to ask a dumb question since I don't go back long enough > > to know this...I'm old but not this old...how did "Hunan Hand" get its > > name? > > Hunan chef cut up many chiles (although I never found Hunan that spicy > meself). Hunan chef go to bathroom to take a tinkle. Hunan chef hand > have capsacian on it in massive quantities. Fire burns tinkle part badly > at same time making tinkle water. > > Whoa. > > Hunan hand. > > no porblems, > carp > > ps: Hunan chef wife also rules no-no on the romance of it all. But > Hunan chef not crying over that; Hunan chef still crying over making > tinkle. Hmmmm...sound like Hunan Chef gottem bad case of Chile Willie. JB Probly makes Maria Callas sound like a baritone too. -- ********************************* John Benz Fentner, Jr. Unionville, Connecticut, USA http://www.geocities.com/~jbenz/ "Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis" *********************************