----- Original Message ----- From: danceswithcarp <dcombs@bloomington.in.us> To: Akiva Kotler <akiva@barak-online.net>; Scott W. Schreiber <scottws@stratos.net> Cc: <chile-heads@globalgarden.com> Sent: Sunday, August 22, 1999 3:09 AM Subject: Re: [CH] Toxic Capsaicin? > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Akiva Kotler <akiva@barak-online.net> > > Sounds like the best thing that Carp can do to get rid of his groundhog is > > to let him eat heartily in the pepper patch. I am positive that our co > > chile-head comrades will soon provide us with the kind of scientific > studies > > that we like. > > > This thing is growing. Today, Levi-son and I were digging potatoes and > found a whole new Groundhawg residence in the potato patch. > We can't get our hands on a trap and I tried dropping $2 smoke grenades in > the hole in the tomato patch: I was standing there on the edge of that hole > with a Remington Viper .22 in my hands with three full 10 round clips in my > pocket plus the one in the rifle ready to go full rock'n'roll on the > creechur when he came scampering out but instead, nothing. And then, about > 10 minutes later I look up and purple smoke is coming out of an old metal > shed maybe 40 feet away and uphill from where I dropped the grenades in. I > couldn't believe it; it's like I'm trying to garden in a prairie dog village > but the prairie dogs weigh 25 pounds and eat everything but chiles and those > they wallow down. After we found the new hole today we checked out the > old hole. The Goundhawg had pushed out the smoke bomb casings and had > shoveled out the stained soil. > > I think the time has come to put that other half bottle DIS into a 5-gallon > bucket of water and douse the entry points. > > It may be cruel, but it will make me feel better. > > > > carp Groundhogs do not like Ruby Swiss Chard. Akiva