[CH] Hot off the wire

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------------------------ Hot Sex? --------------------------

Cancun, Mexico  - Rita Garcia has fessed up after bragging 
to friends about how she got even with her ex. Garcia broke
into her estranged husband's apartment and located unused
condoms in a drawer. She carefully opened a condom and
peppered chili powder in one, resealed it and waited for
the results. After a moment of passion with his 19-year-old
girlfriend Pedro was rushed to the hospital with his
manhood on **fire**. Rita, upon her being charged with
second degree assault said, *He wanted hot sex with that
19-year-old and he's now had it.*
[I think we can all agree that any injury of this nature just 
isn't funny.]

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